What can I say? They're dumbbells.
They do what dumbbells do best ie; be heavy.
They're sturdy and rugged. Still in good condition - no cracks or breakages. They don't rust. They don't make that annoying 'clanking' sound when you use them. They don't have any moving parts (except you). They don't have an MP3 player embedded in them and they don't dispense your favorite beverage, or offer words of encouragement as you workout.
They're just dumbbells.
Good old fashioned dumbbells.
Matter of fact, they don't do much of anything around here these days, which is why I'm getting rid of them.
Happy bidding!
Pick up only please! Cash on pickup or paypal only please!