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Angel VERY OFFENSIVE BEAR Foul Mouthed swearing ursine

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Angel VERY OFFENSIVE BEAR Foul Mouthed swearing ursine
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Buy It Now price: AU $11.95 

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Item location:Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Quantity:5 available
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OH NO... THERE'S MORE OF THEM...

you just won't find another bear with a mouth like this!

I just can't seem to shake this little guy - I'm sure he insists on being listed just so he can further ruin my reputation... A particularly unpleasant little character. The ursine urchin you've heard so much about. This listing is for the one pictured at right.

What kind of person would make such a bear? What kind of person would list them for sale here on eBay? What kind of person would press the "buy it now" button? The world has surely gone to rack and ruin.

This little Angel bear has an attitude that goes way beyond the look on her face - one eye winking, tongue poking defiantly.

She comes with lovely silver wings, and a matching silver halo, but that's about as angellic as she gets. It just goes downhill from there. She's wearing a lovely lace skirt... but doesn't seem to have taken account of the fact that she's a grown up bear that hasn't heard of managing a bikini line, so she should have chosen attire that's a little more modest. 

She also has a little red star that invites you to press her tummy.

Don't do it ! . . .

Particularly not if your mum's around.   

THIS IS A TALKING BEAR.

A GUTTER MOUTHED TALKING BEAR WITH A LOUD VOICE.

Her vocabulary includes very serious four letter words, and extremely unpleasant references. She's prone to tell people to do things that are anatomically impossible, and eat things that it would not be healthy to eat.  He calls people "jerks" (with adjectives I can't mention) and things only go downhill from there. 

PLEASE- - - THIS IS NOT A CUTE BEAR FOR KIDS - - -IT'S AN EVIL LITTLE PIECE OF WORK THAT NEEDS TO HAVE HER MOUTH WASHED OUT. Come to think of it, and considering what she's probably been up to, wash her paws at the same time. 

(I could digress and tell you that she can be a particularly satisfying friend to have if you're arguing with some-one - press her belly and you'll have a perfect come-back every time... but I don't want to be responsible for your moral decline, so I won't.)

She's not a big bear - about 140mm (5 1/2") with legs extended and sitting about 100mm (4") high, but she has an unpleasant attitude that goes for a mile.

There's a keyring attached to her head too - so you can hang her from your keys, or rear vision mirror, or somewhere else and offend lots of people if you like.

I know a lot of people have bought extras of these and stored them for future gift giving as well. I can only shake my head in disbelief of course. (The good news is that up to four will ship for no additional postage charge.)

Let me say just one more time, these critters have a gutter mouth, and they don't care what company they're in. They're ready to let fly with an insult the minute you unpack them. Don't make the same mistake a regular eBay "boardie" did - a lovely lady who was excited about receiving her furry friend and opened the package while standing in the post office queue - she pressed the swearing teddy bear and he did what he does best - broke the silence with a loud obscenity. She tells me she went through several shades of red as all eyes fell to her, and she had to slink out the door!

This nasty little swearing bear just can't help being naughty.

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Operation Voltage: Long life lithium batteries included .
 
Dimensions: 100mm (4") sitting, 140mm with legs held extended

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