Description
Fat Bastard is an hilarious plush toy doll wearing a sumo kilt straight from the box-office smash hit "Austin Powers in Goldmember".Pull his finger and the Fat Bastard plush toy rips a big one - the doll vibrates and then follows up with any one of four phrases including: I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey Sorry I farted I've got a turtle head pokin' out Yes sir!Press his belly and "braaaap" the Fat Bastard Plush toy lets out a belch as the doll rumbles and says any one of four phrases: Ohhh, frisky are we?Come here I'm gonna eat ya!I'm dead sexyGet in my belly Measures 8.5 inches tall and 8 inches wide. Requires 2 AA Batteries
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Australian Buyers
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International buyers
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Combined Post
This is a great way to save on postage if bidding on more than one item. Please do not go complete checkout so we combine your purchases and send you an invoice. We will allow up to 7 days from the first purchase for combining post as all our auctions only go for 3 to 7 days.
Conditions
Winning Bidder must make payment or other arrangements within 5 days following the end of Auction. Item will be shipped as soon as payment is received. Please allow up to 7 working days for delivery (Australia) and 2 weeks international. Seller is not liable for any loss, damage or theft of items while in transit, therefore insurance is highly recommended
Warranty & Returns
Items can be returned within 7 days and only if they are not as described in the listing and must be in original condition & packaging when returned. Refunds will not be given if you simply change your mind. We will not replace any item unless faulty or damaged items have been received.
Buyer will be responsible to ship the item back. Postage is not refundable and must be returned within 7 Days and in original condition. We do not accept C.O.D’s (Cash on Delivery) so please do not use. Return postage is to paid by the buyer.
Any clothing items needed to be returned for size change purposes must be within 7 days, the postage cost is at purchaser’s expense in both ways (sending and receiving). | 
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