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COMEDY 78 RED INGLE-CIGAREETS WHUSKEY & WILD WILD WOMEN

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Item number:380125768707
Item location:cambridge, Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
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Genre: ComedyRecord Size: 10" SHELLAC
 --Speed: 78 RPM
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AN EXCELLENT COPY OF THIS 1948 COMEDY CLASSIC 78 FROM RED INGLE AND HIS NATURAL SEVEN

CIGAREETS WHUSKEY AND WILD WILD WOMEN

 

MY PREACHMENT DEAR FRIENDS YOU'RE ABOUT TO RECEIVE ON JOHN BARLYCORN NICOTINE AND THE TEMPTATION OF EVE

HIC - OK LET'S HEAR IT IF ITS SO GOOD.....


Oh Once I was happy and had a good wife
I had enough money to last me for life
Then I met with a gal and we went on a spree
She taught me smokin' and drinkin' whiskee

(CHORUS)     Cigareets, whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane;
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane;

HEY HEY SING TEMPTATION WILL YOU.... PLEASE


Cigareets are a blight on the whole human race
A man is a monkey with one in his face;
Take warning dear friend, take warning dear brother
A fire's on one end, a fools on the t'other.
(CHORUS)

SING TEMPTATION WILL YOU  -  YEAH FRIEND

WILL SOMOME GET THAT BUM OUT OF HERE


Well Write on the cross at the head of my grave
To women and whuskey here lies a poor slave.
Take warnin' dear stranger, take warnin' dear friend
In wide clear letters this tale of my end.
(CHORUS)

LISTEN I WANT TO HEAR TEMPTATION ,THATS WHAT I WANT TO HEAR, TEMPTATION

LISTEN FRIEND YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE - WE DON'T SING THAT KIND OF MUSIC HERE

OK - THEN SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES  (laughter)  - HIC!


Best known for his comedy records with Spike Jones and his own Natural Seven sides for Capitol, Ernest Jansen "Red" Ingle (1906-65) was an American musician, singer and writer, arranger, cartoonist and caricaturist.

Best known for his comedy records with Spike Jones and his own Natural Seven sides for Capitol, Ernest Jansen "Red" Ingle (1906-65) was an American musician, singer and writer, arranger, cartoonist and caricaturist.After his brief hour of glory, which amounted to less than six months, he concentrated on his demo service, providing music for other peoples' songs. He would charge around seven dollars to make these demos, some of which led to publishing contracts for the songwriters.

There then followed two years of unexciting war work. After he failed an eye test for the Air Force, he returned to music with Spike Jones & His City Slickers, where his comedic talents and flair for vocal effects found a welcoming home. Jones started featuring him as a front man immediately, and Ingle's outrageous stage presence helped transform the City Slickers' stage act into something more visual than before.

With Ingle's input, the band gradually became a complete stage package that would eventually peak (after his departure) in the late 1940s and early '50s with the wildly successful Musical Depreciation Revue.

"There was nobody in the band as funny as Red," said Zep Meissner, the band's clarinetist; "guys like him were funny in themselves, they didn't need material."

An example of his routine appears in the film Bring on the Girls, where he takes off the vaudeville song "Chloe." He would run on in a frightwig, combat boots and a nightgown, while waving a lantern, climaxing the song with the cry "I gotta go!" as he dived into an outhouse. A record of this song went gold for the band, spending four weeks in the top ten. He was also the featured vocalist on other City Slickers hits, such as "You Always Hurt the One You Love" and "Glow Worm," - this last being featured in the film Breakfast in Hollywood, one of many films featuring the band.

Red Ingle (also called "Swamphead" by this time) was also the band's resident caricaturist, designing many of the Spike Jones likenesses used in, among other things, stage backdrops and press advertisements.

Ingle left in November 1946 after a salary dispute. He drifted through Radio and Hollywood, even working in light opera, until he made "Tim-Tay-Shun", a spoof recording of the then-popular Perry Como hit "Temptation", with Jo Stafford (under the name "Cinderella G. Stump"). As the single went on to sell three million copies, Ingle formed a new band - Red Ingle and His Natural Seven; the group included several former City Slickers, among them Country Washburne, who had arranged "Tim-Tay-Shun". The band had several more hits, including "Cigareetes, Whuskey, and Wild, Wild Women", "Them Durn Fool Things," and "'A', You're a Dopey Gal." The band also recorded short films of their numbers, before finally disbanding in 1952.

 

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UK  CAPITOL CL 13015  10" 78rpm 

SIDE 1 :-  Cigareets Whuskey and Wild Wild Women

SIDE 2:-   RED INGLE AND HIS UNATURAL SEVEN  -  Serutan Yob

Because of the Petrillo recording ban of 1948, the only member of the Natural Seven in it is Karen Tedder the singer. Most of the rest (including sound effects) is provided by the famous disc jockey Jim Hawthorne. The song has lots of his 'in' jokes and trademarks (hogan, Skippy, peachy keen, etc.). Only toy or wacky instruments are used: kazoo, ukulele, cardboard box ... The weird noise in the second part of the instrumental bridge is made by Jim Hawthorne's 'hogantwanger': graduated hacksaw blades mounted on a wooden frame. As a hillbilly parody of 'Nature Boy' (as sung by Nat King Cole), why isn't this called 'Erutan Yob'? 'Serutan' and 'under 40' are sneaky references to contemporary commercials for a laxative called 'Serutan' promising regularity to the over 35s. Some people think that Karen Tedder is really Jo Stafford in disguise (Jo Stafford had already recorded 'Temptation' with Red Ingle, as 'Cinderella G. Stump'). There was a real person called Karen Tedder who sang with Red Ingle; but the voice in this song does sound rather like the voice in 'Temptation'

VOCALIST:
There was a boy,
A plumb enchanted boy,
They say he wandered fer,
Yes he wandered fer,
On land and sea.
He was kinda shy with one bad eye,
But a real wise guy was he.

And then one day,
This feller passed my way,
And, man, we chewed the fat
About this and that
And he done said to me:
“The durndest thing
You’ll ever learn
Is how to love …
[VOICE OFF: Well, whaddya know!]
And get a little lovin’ right back.”

[Instrumental bridge, with several interjections:

VOCALIST:
One, two, three, four;
One, two, three, four;
One, two, three, four;
One, two, three, four.

VOICE OFF:
I’m unbelievable, huh?

VOICE OFF:
Mother nature!

VOCALIST:
Tee wooble diddy addy um dum.]

SKIPPY (One of Jim Hawthorne’s imaginary friends):
You tell them about the boy, Hartorn.

HARTORN (one of Jim Hawthorne’s nicknames):
All right, Skippy. The boy I mean was also peachy keen, a real gone guy from Goneville. He was scatty-boo and oogly too, and he lived in Passahogan. He built his nest …

VOCALIST (interrupting):
Yes, that’s the boy …

HARTORN:
Wait! Wait! Wait a minute! Come in later.

VOCALIST (embarrassed):
Excuse me!

HARTORN:
That’s all right, but just wait. He built his nest in a big oak tree, and … I gotta skip down … One happy day in a big café, there was something that caught his eye. The menu read, well, here’s what it said: fresh …

VOCALIST (interrupting again):
Yes, that’s the boy …

HARTORN:
Wait a minute! Wait! Wait! Fresh hoganberry pie. Oh, neat! …

SKIPPY:
… the sad-eyed boy exclaimed …

HARTORN:
Exactly!

VOCALIST (interrupting, successfully this time):
Yes, that’s the boy …

HARTORN:
Oh, go ahead …

VOCALIST:
The plumb enchanted boy,
That boy that wandered fer, so very fer,
Over land and sea,
He was awful shy, account of his bad eye,
But a real wise guy was he.

Then one day
This gasper passed my way,
And, man, we threw some guff
About things and stuff,
And this he said to me …

[VOICES OFF START TO SQUABBLE]

The durndest thing you ever learn is just to love and then return,
And love some more and get a little lovin’ right back.

 

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