Christmas Card Prank - sent directly to your victim! - eBay, Greeting Cards, Parties, Occasions, Home. (end time 13-Nov-09 16:54:22 AEDST)


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Description

Postage and payments

Item specifics

Occasion:

Christmas

Product Type:

Greeting Cards

Play a joke on your friend, or get even with an enemy!

Christmas Card greeting prank. Have some fun or exact your revenge by getting me to send a card to someone you'd like to play a joke on *.

For $4.99 I will send your victim (not you) ONE Christmas Card. The card will be signed from myself (Simon), and will also contain a 'fake scratch and win' lottery ticket. Each of these tickets is guaranteed to reveal a prize between $5,000 and $50,000 - but it's not real.

By the time your victim realises this they will probably already have made a complete knob of themselves with a bit of 'premature celebration'.

Imagine if you get me to send one to your office bully and after scratching the ticket they march into the boss's office and quit!

Okay here's what I need from you. The sale of this prank is listed with an 'instant payment required' condition so you will need a Paypal account to be able to purchase. Once you have done this, please email me the following details of your victim so I know who I'm sending the card to:

I will need:

Their full name.
The address you'd like the card sent to.
The date it is required to arrive by.

Now, if you purchase and fail to send me the information straight away, I will email you one reminder. After that the card sits with me and waits for you to email me the details needed to make the joke work. Sorry but I am not chasing anyone any more than that. The instructions are easy enough to understand. If you choose not to email me the details or even just some of them but not all, you are the one who loses out by having to wait for the card to be sent. I have already been paid so it doesn't bother me.

Again, for this joke to work you need to email me the full name of your victim AND the address it is to be sent to AND instructions as to whether you want it sent immediately or by a certain date. If you only email me one* or two pieces of information out of the three required, I will not be able to send the card until you have told me all of them.

*Please check my feedback received from an eBay member called rob4nicole. This idiot ignored my repeated requests for the information I needed to be able to send the card and in the end he left me neutral feedback because he felt I took too long to send the card out. Perhaps if he had a better concept of simple instructions and had taken 30 seconds to answer one of my emails I could have sent the card immediately and he would have been happy. Instead I copped the neutral feedback because of his incompetence.

Okay, back to the happy stuff...

FREE POST - and available to Australian domestic and International customers.

Up to six cards are available at the start of this listing and more will be listed as they sell.

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask.

Please remember to forward me the details of your victim as I can't sent the card until you do.

Anonymity is assured. All cards will be signed by me (Simon) and even if they are clever enough to work out it came from eBay, I will not tell them who sent it under any circumstances.

If your name happens to be 'Simon' make sure you tell me so I can use another name that won't automatically point back to you.

Cards shown in the photo are examples only, and may vary in appearance to the one received.

Each sale is for ONE Christmas Card plus ONE fake scratch and win ticket which I will post directly to your victim - NOT to you.

Testimonial from eBay member ' u4a121':

Just a short note to let you know the scratchie worked perfect. It had the old fella stumped for over an hour trying to figure out who you were. By this time mum had checked the scratchie and was already planning ways to spend it. My sister showed up along with his grand kids and
they too joined in the festivities. But the old fella was still suspious and eventually read the back. Not long after he gave me a call and refered to me as Simon ............so I knew the game was up. However he told me it was one of the best tricks he had ever seen and they all
had one of the best days ever.

Thanks again for all your efforts we are still laughing

Darren

*Now, I don't know which bit is confusing people, but this card and fake scratchie is being sent to a victim that you nominate. IT IS NOT BEING SENT TO YOU. If you ask me to send it to you because you want to hand the card to someone personally, that's fine, but every card only comes with ONE ENVELOPE. If I post it straight to you the envelope is going to have all your details written on the front complete with a postage mark. This means you will have to find another envelope of the same size to put it in when you hand it over. Please, if you have a problem understanding all this then don't buy it. It's not that hard to understand, in fact it's quite simple, but speaking of 'simple' I have had a lot of people out there who get overly excited about the whole thing and rush into the sale without having the first clue as to what it is that they are buying. If you are one of these people, please shop somewhere else.

Postage and handling

Item location: Prahran, Victoria, Australia

Posting to: Worldwide

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Postage and handling	To	Service	Estimated delivery*
Free postage	Australia	Regular	Varies Delivers within 1-6 days after seller ships item

*The estimated delivery time is based on the seller's handling time, the shipping service selected, and when the seller receives cleared payment. Sellers are not responsible for postage service transit times. Transit times may vary, particularly during peak periods.

Postal insurance

Not offered

Return policy

The seller will not accept returns for this item.

Refunds by law: In Australia, consumers have a legal right to obtain a refund from a business for goods purchased (but not at auction) if the goods are faulty, not fit for purpose or don't match description. More information at returns.

Payment details

Payment method	Preferred/Accepted	Buyer protection on eBay
	Accepted

Seller's payment instructions

Now that you have purchased, please send me the details of your intended victim. I need their full name, the address the card is to be sent to and what date it is to arrive by?