Fully house trained man for sale or hire

Hi everybody :-) What i have up for auction is ME. I am offering my services for 6 months, 24/7 and I'll do whatever you want done whenever you want it done although i will not do anything that is illegal or can get me into hot water. I know this is a totally weird ad, but i want to work and am getting sick of trying conventional methods to obtain work so i thought i'd give this a go. I dont care what you get me to do, i dont care about getting covered in crap and i will do the jobs that no-one else will.

If you would like to talk to me more bout this offer please call Rob on 0434 037823 or 03 9312 7969.

I do have an idea in my head on how much i am worth and have set the reseve as such as i dont expect to do this for nothing.

I do hold a medium rigid license. am qualified to test and tag electrical. have numerous years experience as a furniture removalist and anything i cant do i learn very easily.

This ad basically means that i am at your beckon call.

I have hit a major financial stumbling block and feel this could help get my family back on track, being a single father i have to do something to provide for my kids.

Thanks for looking.

This will be the last time i am placing this ad, it has not proved very fruiful at all, so please take advantage of what is on offer. You will be impressed

You can use me for an hour, 4 hours, 8 hours it doesnt matter. Dont think that you are committed to 6 months just because the ad says so. Any time frame is acceptable

Like the Old Man Singers from The Simpsons, I will work for food. If you have something that i could use or want and you need some work done, doesnt matter what it is, we could come to some sort of mutual arrangement where we both win. I am currently trying to save (unsuccessfully i might add) to buy my son a trailbike for his 21st, so if you have one that you maybe selling and you feel that you could benefit from some work done for the cost of the bike please dont hesitate to call me