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Bidding has ended on this item. The seller has relisted this item or one like this. Item:NEW XRated Key Ring - Plush Polly the insulting Parrot |
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If a bird ever belonged behind bars then this is it. Sweet, soft little Polly looks so innocent, all fluffy and adorable, BUT, when you press his belly, he screeches out in his very clever parrot voice a series of vulgar obscenities. This bird has attitude! He needs treatment! Polly is rude, crude and revolting. He would make Billy Connelly blush. He bellows out the following –
Polly is a plush toy and has a key ring so that you can hang him where ever you like. He is approximately 13cm tall.
If you like this one check out my other auctions, I have the larger Polly that is motion activated and has an even bigger attitude problem.
Great fun, he is hysterical. Also makes a perfect as a gift. I offer postage discounts on purchases of multiple items, please visit my ebay store I take pride in sending my items quickly. If you have any queries, I will be happy to answer them.
My Ebay Policies I look after every Customer with respect, and recognise that everyone deserves to receive what they have paid for. Please feel comfortable dealing with me, I will not hang on to your money. I will send your item/s as soon as your payment hits and I will replace or refund if you are not happy. Payment Postage is discounted on multiple purchases. To combine shipping, please contact me before you complete check out. AUSTRALIAN BUYERS – I accept Bank Deposit*, Money Orders*, Bank Cheques* and Paypal. *please include your ebay user name as a reference so that I may identify that the payment is from you. My bank account information is shown during check out. (click the "pay now" button after the auctions completion) INTERNATIONAL BUYERS – I accept payment by Paypal only, please do not pay by any other means. Payment is to be made within 7 days of the end of auction, please contact me if there is some reason that you can not meet this so that we can work something out. Shipping Items are sent by Australia Post as soon as the payment clears. Should you require Registered or Express post please ask, there will be an additional fee. Delivery I take pride in delivering my items quickly. I post at least once a day, often more, 6 days a week (Sunday excluded). Refunds / Returns If there is any reason that you are not happy with your purchase, please contact me. I offer a full refund or exchange. Return postage is at the buyers expense. Questions ? ? ? Please feel free to ask any questions, I deal with all correspondence quickly. Thanks for looking.  |
Postage and handling Item location: Sydney, NSW, Australia Posting to: Worldwide
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