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W E L C O M E !!!

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The first thing you will notice on this site is the eCommerce Player.
It's pretty cool. Try it out. It should also play each time you enter this page.
You are able to hear exactly what I'm offering!

It plays several sample tracks from
"The TigerBird Home Companion" Vol. 1"

Navigate to one of the other TigerBird eBay ads to hear a sample from
"TigerBird Teaches The Basics!" (Version 1.70)

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Before I get to the good stuff, I'm going to set a few things straight.

The other sites...
They can't offer the eCommercePlayer. The reason why is obvious...
Do you want to hear some guy repeating the same tired old phrases every 10 seconds?
I didn't think so. I don't think your bird wants to hear that either.

And if your parrot DID pick that up, do you want your parrot to sound like some monotone stranger?
Parrots consider YOU a part of THEIR flock!
They're more comfortable with YOUR voice, or another parrot!

The other sites...
First thing they say is... "we ship once weekly... usually Friday".
I ship next day! You will see your items in 3 or 4 days!
United States Postal Service First Class Postage.

The other sites...
Claim that some other site copied their product.
They can't claim that here! Besides, what do they know about parrots?
They don't even have parrots!
And they certainly don't know anything about teaching parrots to talk!!!

The other sites...
They want you to put on the CD because you are too busy, or at work, or away from the house.
Hey, if you can't spend a few minutes training your parrot every day, then why do you have a parrot?
I'm busier than anyone I know, and I can always spend time in the evening with TigerBird!

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Check out some of my recent eBay feedback...

Sep-04-08 16:50 Excellent seller! Quick shipping! My bird loves the Tiger. Thanks much

Aug-18-08 22:26 Good description, quick shipping and parrots like CD already -- A++ seller

Aug-17-08 10:21 very nice!! I have an eclectus and grey..both respond! excellent transaction

Aug-09-08 13:30 Great quality! Having fun listening to TigerBird's vocabulary! Thanks! +++++++

Jul-30-08 07:54 a++++ fast shipping my grey loves the cd's

Jan-22-08 17:13 PERFECT!!! I don't know who loves this cd more, my a. grey or me! good kisses!!!

Jan-06-08 09:46 Excellent! my A. Grey is in love w Tigerbird talks back to cd.Thanks a million.

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Have you checked the "other sites" feedback lately? They get comments like...

Oct-01-08 07:19 "THE WORST Training cd...BORRING . People save your money.

Sep-24-08 17:39 "The recording sounds homemade and the voices are completely monotone, wasted $$$"

Jul-30-08 06:33 "Good E-Bayer.. but the words on the CD are said with no feeling so not using it.

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Does Tiger's voice sound flat and level and monotone when he speaks? OF COURSE NOT!!!

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You get the idea! Don't waste your money on "the other guys"!!!

Seriously. You probably spent $2000 on a nice bird and a good sized cage.
Now you want to scrimp by with some $2.99 disc? What's the point?

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All right already! Get to the good stuff!

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Up for grabs is BRAND NEW CD containing
"TigerBird Teaches The Basics! Ver. 1.70"

TigerBird's NEW CD now has 70 phrases for your bird to learn!

Read Tiger's story and then check out the list!

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Here is your chance to get the ONLY Parrot Training CD
completely taught by a Parrot!

As a parrot breeder in the '90's, I hatched, raised, and sold nearly 100 Congo African Grey Parrots.

I hatched, raised and sold TigerBird to a lady who called me two years later
and asked me if I would take him back.
She said she could no longer care for him, and wanted him to go to a good home.

Tiger left my ranch a sweet, cuddly, lovable, young parrot who,
at four months old, was starting to vocalize like all the rest.

Well, I picked him up and brought him home, but he came back totally wild!
Sadly, the only sound he could make was the beep of that ladie's answering machine.

I needed to get him used to being around other birds before trying to put them all together.
I placed his cage right next to two pet Greys, who were fairly talkative themselves.

Having done so, something very interesting started to happen.

Not only did Tiger start talking, but he was saying what the other birds were saying...
And was saying it in a perfect imitation of EACH OF THE OTHER BIRDS VOICES!

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That was years ago. No, he doesn't speak in their voices any more.
But listening to those other parrots talk is what got him started talking!

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Here's how it works. Put the disk in a CD player, your computer.
There are 70 tracks on the CD, each 1 minute long.
Each track concentrates on one particular word or phrase.
Play one of the tracks and repeat it for 5 minutes or so.

Play the track you want. Tiger will say the word or phrase every fifteen seconds.
At the end of one minute, Tiger will prompt your bird to speak with commands that you would say yourself.
He'll say things like "You say it", or "Can you do it?", or "Say it, say..." and then repeat the phrase.
Sit close by and encourage your bird to repeat the phrases.

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No, I don't encourage you to put the disc on and then walk away like other sites do.
The very first line of their description says...
"We all love talking parrots, and many of us do not have the time to spend training your bird to talk."

If you can't spend a few minutes training your parrot every day, then why do you have a parrot?

Your bird will respond a lot better if you spend the time necessary to train them!

TigerBird just makes your job a whole lot EASIER and FASTER and FUN ! Try it and see!

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Some of you may be asking "Since Tiger speaks so well, why do you need to train him to talk?"

TigerBird suffered some sort of psychological trauma at the hands of his previous owner.
He does not like men, and has never spoken in front of them!
The hundreds of hours of recording I have were recorded when I was not around.
Or at least when he THOUGHT I wasn't around. Tiger is smart, but Dad is tricky!

It's taken years for him to get comfortable around me.
We've gotten past the physical handling and touching part. Now I needed to work on his brain!

I discovered that Tiger took notice when I played other parrot videos on YouTube.com
I thought about how he originally learned to talk from the other parrots.
I started playing his own voice back to him, and he started responding!

Here's how I do it. I put Tiger on a perch on one side of me.
I keep a handful of hand-weaning pellets and a glass of hot water on the other side.
I feed him a few warm pellets to get him started.
When he starts responding to the recordings, I praise him and give him more pellets!

HE'S FINALLY TALKING TO ME MORE THAN HE EVER HAS!!!

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Here's the list of the 70 words and phrases on this "TigerBird Teaches The Basics" CD!

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Bye Bye
Careful. You Be Careful
Daddys Going Bye
Don't Cry About It
Fresh, Fresh Water
Give Me Kisses!
Give Me Some love
Go Outside
Good Bird!
Good Boy!
Good Girl!
Good Morning!
Good Morning Bird
Got A Little Cherrios
Got A Little Rockin'
Got Good Breakfast Cereal
Got Good Corn
Got Good Grapes
Got Good Pomegranate
Hang On There!
Hello
Hello Bird
Hop On A Perch
I Love Kisses!
I Love You!
I Want Some Water
Kisses, Little Kisses
Little Birdie Kisses
Little Birdie's Saying (Chirp Chirp)
Little Cherry
Little Cricket
Little Cricket Kisses!
Little Doggies Barking! Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark!
Little Growley!
Little Owl Says Who! Who!
Little Rocker!
Little Sprout
Little Train Coming!
Little Truck Outside
Night Night Little Kisses
OK!
Popcorn
Smart
Smart Birds!
So Good
So Pretty
Some Little Birdies Outside?
Want A Little love?
Want Some Breakfast
Want Some Juice
Want to come out!
Well, Hey Girl!
Well, Work It!
What'cha Doing There?
Where You Going?
Where's Dad Going?
Where's Daddy Going?
Where's Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty? MEOW!
Where's That Girl?
Wheres That Good Bird?
Wheres That Good Kisses?
Wheres that Good Toys?
Where's That Little Cricket Outside?
Where's That Sprout?
Wheres That Good Boy?
Will You Work On It?
Working On A Nut!
You Be Good
You Don't Bite!
You're All Set!

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There is NOTHING that will get your bird talking faster than another talking bird!

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You are also going to receive a BRAND NEW CD containing
"The TigerBird Home Companion Vol. 1 !"

This CD also encourages your parrot to talk. It has 75 minutes of pure, clear TigerTalk!
You can also use it as a stress relief tool. Parrots LOVE to hear other parrots!

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The TigerBird Home Companion captures all that TigerTalk at its best!
I've transcribed a few minutes of this CD.

TigerBird says... (EXACTLY... and I quote!)

Good morning
Good morning bird
Hello, hello
He's so good
So pretty
What. What.
Hello!
You want to come out?
So good. Yes.
Will you work on it?
Yes. That's good.
A little skritch?
Yup
What
Oh, be careful, OK?
Want some water?
Hello
Hello TigerBird
Careful
Yep
(Laughs!)ha ho ho ho ho ho Oh...
He's so good. So pretty. So...
Rockin'
Workin' on it. Got good grapes. Got good grapes?
You are all set
Little helper. Need a helper.
Oh, have a little treat?
Got a little rockin'
Little rocker!
Kisses, little kisses.
Good bird.
Birdie sayin' it!
(phone call) Hello. Yeah! Hello. Yeah. I don't know. Hello.
Good kisses.
Would you come out for some kisses?
He's that bird.
Work, work, work, work, work.
Woof Woof. Woof. Little doggies barkin'
Would you work on it? Work, work, work.
You say. Say... Work, work.
Good morning
Good morning bird
You want to come out. Yes.
Oh, there you go. There you go!
Well, work it!
TigerBird. Hello! Hello.
Whatcha doin' there?
What.
Hello! Yeah. Hello. Hello.
Would you work on some breakfast?
Are you ready?
Bye bye. Where's dad going?
He's going to school. Going to Vatterott.
Smart birds!
Bye bye Tigerbird!
Where's dad going?
Bye bye. Daddys going to school. Going Vatterott. Smart Birds! Oh...
Tiger! Can you have your breakfast? Will you work on it? mmmmmmm...
Ready to go back. C'mon. C'mon.
(in his best Okie twang...) Thank ya!
Need some love.
Little sprout! Have a little sprout. Little sprout!
C'mon. Go back. C'mon.
Good morning. Oh!
You ready to go back? C'mon. C'mon.
There you go. There's your water. Your water.
Got some grapes.
Got a little sprout.
There you go. bye bye.
Need some love. NO?!
Little Rockin'
Some Rockin'
Got some toys.
Give me some love. NO?!
Will ya do it?
Oh, don't be scared.
Will ya do it? You say it! Say it!
Woof Woof. Bark Bark. Woof Woof. Doggies barkin'
Got some toys.

That's what TigerBird says in the FIRST SEVEN MINUTES!!!

And along with his usual set of chirps, squawks, snaps, pops, whistles, songs, sighs, bird calls, and everything else he does,
the following phrases are scattered amongst the remaining 68 minutes...

It's not scary!
Want some juice, got some juice
Needs a little bucket. Where is that little bucket?
Little squirtie!
Hop on a perch
Dad's sorry...
Don't cry about it.
Give me kisses
It's a good girl
You ready?
Workin' on breakfast
Oh, you don't bite.
Do you want some breakfast?
Hey! Go back and work on it!
Got some rockin'? Yes!
Poor, poor Tiger...
I love you! Oh...
Where's that girl?
Where's that good boy?
Tiger's so good!
Ready for nightie?
We're going bye.
Got good pomegranate, where's that good pomegranate?
Step up perch
Where's that popcorn
Got good grapes. Got good grapes in there
Bob white, can you bob bob?
(siren)
(sets the alarms on the house)
Work on some cheerios
Where's that little truck?
Do owl. Who who!
Hello robin, whatcha doing?
Tiger, where you going?
Tiger says who who!
So you want to step up? Step up perch?

Tiger is a truly amazing bird!

BTW: There are six tracks of various lengths on this 75 minute disk.
These are un-retouched recordings of everything he said in the order he said it!

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Now jump in there and grab your copy before someone else does!

Don't forget to search for TigerBird on YouTube.com to view his movies!
You will find several videos of Tiger talking about breakfast, doing his animal calls and whistling songs!

Just copy and paste www.youtube.com/1TigerBird into your browser!

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All Shipping is USPS First Class
to anywhere in U.S. and it's territories.

International shipping will be calculated by eBay.

CD's and DVD's are burned for all regions.
I've shipped to Canada, Germany, Thailand, Puerto Rico and the U.K. with no problem!

CD is shipped with extra padding in the mailer to insure it arrives safely!

Set your proxy to avoid getting shut out!

Better yet, just "Buy It Now" to insure you get your copy!

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I ship daily as soon as payment is received.

Checks MUST clear your bank first.
Go with PayPal to avoid the long wait...

*** Good Luck & Happy Bidding! ***

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There is one more thing that needs to be mentioned, and you will find this on other sites as well...
It's rare, but for some reason, some computer generated CD's will not work on some older (1980's) CD players.
They WILL work on ALL DVD players and on your computer.

I've tested these disks on a dozen different players with no problems.
If they won't play in your particular CD player, try them on another player...

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LIKE ANY OTHER PRODUCT, THESE CD's AND THE ARTWORK ON THEM IS COPYRIGHTED.

CD's are durable, but not indestructible. I advise you to copy them to your computer or iPod as a backup!

And like any other music or software, they are not returnable for any reason EXCEPT if damaged by shipping.

Enjoy and have a happy bird!