Bad Mouthed Bear – This naughty little bear is for Adults only !
Don’t let this innocent bear fool you, he's is a very naughty boy (I know this because he has no sense of etiquette, and in public too) !
Squeeze his tummy and the profanities flow. He is extremely vulgar and may even need some Anger Therapy.
You can’t stay disgusted with him for long, he’ll have you laughing in no time.
He’s a great conversation piece and makes a wonderful gift for those people whom you can’t just find the right way to say what you need to to, like an ex, or why not take it along to your next dentist appointment, just because your mouth is of no use you can still get your point across.
He is approximately 12cm tall, is attractively adorned yellow Y fronts with a lovely black trim and comes with an attached key ring so that she can embarrass accompany you where ever you may be.
If you are offended by coarse language or you are not an adult, please do not bid on this auction.
I take pride in sending my items quickly. If you have any queries, I will be happy to answer them.
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I look after every Customer with respect, and recognise that everyone deserves to receive what they have paid for. Please feel comfortable dealing with me, I will not hang on to your money. I will send your item/s as soon as your payment hits and I will replace or refund if you are not happy.
Payment
Postage is discounted on multiple purchases. To combine shipping, please contact me before you complete check out.
AUSTRALIAN BUYERS – I accept Bank Deposit*, Money Orders*, Bank Cheques* and Paypal.
*please include your ebay user name as a reference so that I may identify that the payment is from you. My bank account information is shown during check out. (click the "pay now" button after the auctions completion)
INTERNATIONAL BUYERS – I accept payment by Paypal only, please do not pay by any other means.
Payment is to be made within 7 days of the end of auction, please contact me if there is some reason that you can not meet this so that we can work something out.
Shipping
Items are sent by Australia Post as soon as the payment clears. Should you require Registered or Express post please ask, there will be an additional fee.
Delivery
I take pride in delivering my items quickly. I post at least once a day, often more, 6 days a week (Sunday excluded).
Refunds / Returns
If there is any reason that you are not happy with your purchase, please contact me. I offer a full refund or exchange. Return postage is at the buyers expense.
Questions ? ? ?
Please feel free to ask any questions, I deal with all correspondence quickly.
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