Meet Randy, Randy the Rude Gnome. He's Rude and Crude. He meets and greets your guests with a cheeky little line, well, maybe more than that. Put him at the front door for a giggle and a good time!
With a friendly wave and a bright smile Randy greets your guests with all of the hospitality and warmth that they deserve with winning lines such as those below:
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Listen here buddy - I'll give ya twenty bucks if you can get your wife to show me her t***ies
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Hey You..... F*** Off
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You take one step closer and I'll chew your 'kn knee caps off
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The dogs.... get me a f*****g umbrella
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I'm 14 inches tall - and I bet I STILL have a bigger d*** than you!
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Suck my tiny salamic ****
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(Explosive fart sound) Ohhhh - I've been holding that one in for three hours
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(More farting) What???? I can't exactly run to the toilet.
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You can't be 'kn serious - NO WAY are YOU gonna fit throught that door
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YOU'RE one of the ugliest things I've ever seen - and I'm a Garden Gnome
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Hey you... My b***s are really itchy, but I can't move... would you mind?
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The best thing about being a garden gnome is I'm always hard - heh heh
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Hey you... Lean down, I wanna tell you something.... Closer... Closer.... NOW P*** OFF DIPS***
Randy's motion activated! There is "ON" and "PG" switch at the shoe sole of Randy to replace the dirty word with the beeping sound. This is a good design. He measures approximately 27cm tall and requires 2 AA batteries which are included.
Brand new and packed in a presentable box. It is excellent novelty gift for friend, work mate. Put it at the doorway and show your guests just how much of a classy guy you are!
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