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Item:Vlasic Stork Picture 100% positive feedback!

Vlasic Stork Picture 100% positive feedback!

Bob Saget

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Ended13 Nov, 200923:47:55 AEDST
Bid history:2 bids
Winning bid:US $0.50
Approximately AU $0.54
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Item number:250526198947
Item location:San Antonio, TX, United States
Posts to:N. and S. America, Europe, Asia, Australia
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HI! MY NAME IS VLASIC AND I AM BOB SAGET'S LONG LOST BROTHER. THE ENQUIRER AND THE GLOBE REFUSED TO HEAR MY STORY, EVEN FOR FREE!! I THEN WENT TO THE EXAMINER AND THEY OF ALL TABLOIDS TOLD ME TO TAKE A HIKE AND IF THEY SEE ME AGAIN THEY WILL SHOOT ME! I WALKED OUT AND TOLD ALL OF THEM TO GO TO H*** AND POOPED ON THEIR FLOOR!!!. AFTER THAT VLASIC FIRED ME B/C THEY FELT I WAS NOT A STABLE SPOKESPERSON ANYMORE. I FLIPPED THEM OFF AND TOLD THEM I WAS KEEPING THEIR F****** CAP!  I THEN FLEW WHERE EVER THE WIND WOULD TAKE ME AND THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I HIT A WINDSHIELD IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS. I WAS PICKED UP BY THE OWNERS OF RETRO TEXAS AND I TOLD THEM MY STORY OVER A CUP OF COFFEE. THEY TOLD ME THEY DID NOT BELIEVE ME AT ALL B/C I WAS OF A BIRD SPECIES AND BOB SAGET IS OF A HUMAN SPECIES. THEY TOLD ME THAT YES, THERE IS A RESEMBELENCE TO THE NOSE, EYES AND GLASSES BUT THAT WAS ABOUT IT AND THAT THEY WERE SO SORRY. I BEGAN TO CRY AND ASKED THEM IF THEY THOUGHT I MIGHT BE A PARANOID PSCHIZOPHRENIC OR PERHAPS WAS SUFFERING FROM DELUSIONS? RETRO TEXAS TOLD ME THAT THEY WERE NOT LICENSED DOCTORS AND COULD NOT DIAGNOSE ME AT ALL AND IF THEY DID THEY WERE PRACTICING MEDICINE W/O A LICENSE AND THEY COULD GET IN TROUBLE FOR THAT. AND, IF HE WENT TO THE VETERNARIAN THE COST WOULD BE TOO MUCH AND THEY WOULD RECOMMEND THEY JUST PUT ME TO SLEEP B/C I WAS JUST A BIRD. KINDA LIKE SAVING THE LIFE OF A HAMSTER-NOT WORTH THE COST AND IT WOULD BE CHEAPER TO REPLACE. THEY TOLD ME THAT IF I FELT I WAS IN FACT CRAZY, THEN I CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE AND OFFERED ME A JOB AS A SECURITY GUARD TO GUARD THE OTHER CRAZY TOYS THAT LIVE ON THE PREMISES. THEY DID OFFER TO TAKE MY PICTURE AND ALL I WANT TO KNOW AT THIS POINT IS "WHO  LIED TO ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND TOLD ME THAT BOB SAGET WAS MY BROTHER?" THE ANSWER WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED AND WILL BEGIN TO HEAL THE PAST DAMAGE TO MY HEART AND MIND. I JUST WANT TO BE NORMAL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.

 

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Item location: San Antonio, TX, United States
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We will not ship internationally until all shipping rates are paid in full. Email us prior to buying so we can quote a price. Free shipping will be only in the usa when I offer it. That will not apply internationally. I recommend you purchase insurance for fragile and pricey items. We will ship and purchase a tracking receipt but we are not responsible for post office delays or neighbors getting a package which happens quite frequent. It is your responsibility to give me a correct address.
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