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Thanks for checking out another of our fantastic auctions! We here at The Retro Gecko love our customers like a squirrel loves nuts. We are about one thing here and that one thing is...making money. Ummm.... I mean that one thing is....customer service. Actually no I'm not gonna lie really we are about making money . But we're smarter than a 5th grader, okay well we're smarter than a 2nd grader and we know that to make money we need to make you happy. That actually serves as a nice transition to our NEW EXCITING announcement! Now with each purchase made at The Retro Gecko we will include a FREE yellow-bellied sapsucker!
Fine Print: yellow-bellied sapsucker may or may not be delivered in fully functioning condition. The bird may also be exchanged for a horny toad, google-eyed bass or a goatsucker. Free gifts are available in limited quantity. Offer valid only while supplies last. If you are disappointed that your package arrives without a "free gift" then we seriously need to get you some professional help. Please note that this entire message and announcement is a joke. I understand that I am not funny and I have too much time on my hands to have written out this stupid item introduction. But don't you feel at home now? Kinda like we're two good friends who are just hangin' out on the couch with our pants unbuttoned after eating a big dinner together.
Shirt Sizing
Compare measurements with a shirt at home to assure proper fit.
A (top to bottom):24"
B (pit to pit):19"
Size on the tag: Size tag too faded but seems to fit like a small.
Condition
Pre-Owned condition. No holes or stains.
Material
A Friendly Note
Please be aware that unless stated otherwise
all our items have been pre-used/worn.
We do our best to photograph and or describe any wear that is abnormal or excessive.
Please note that we can't be held responsible for color discrepancies. With the wide range of monitors in use it's impossible for everyone to see the exact same hue.
If you have any questions regarding the color of an item please contact us before bidding.
For example: navy blue or black, light red or pink.
Also understand that you are bidding only on the item listed in the description. Unless stated otherwise no other shirts, jackets, sweaters, accessories are included.Please contact us if you have any questions. It's our goal to provide you with every bit of information we can to help make this a successful, fun and easy transaction.
Check out our "about me" page for links to our Twitter page. We've created this site so that we can have some fun getting to know our customers and to keep them updated with what's going on behind the scenes here at The Retro Gecko.
The Retro Gecko is here to stay friends so add us to your favorites list and check back with us often. Your repeat business is essential to our success. We take pride in every one of our listings and will do our best to earn your bid.
Enjoy your shopping experience and good luck bidding!
Peace ~ Love ~ Vintage,
TheRetroGecko Team
SIRDAVID75 from the USA
"Best customer service I've ever gotten, ever!"
POPPYSUGAR from the UK
" BRILLIANT!! Arrived sooner than items bought in this country and well packaged"
COMOJAMES83 from the USA
" Excellent seller! VERY, VERY helpful. Sounds cute on the phone too. Thanks!"
GOODLIFEGREATDEALS from the USA
" This jacket is 100x better than described. UBER-HANDSOME!! An A+++++++ deal!!"
EVIE-ROSE2 from FRANCE
" Very happy! thank you very much! Kisses from France A+++"
SIDEWINDER1702 from the USA
" Joe, you the man! Very cool! Best Seller here!"
WE SHIP FOR FREE! In eBay land our customers don't need to worry about paying the Postal Service a dime, we cover the cost! (U.S. bidders only, sorry foreign friends we do still love you which is why we ship Internationally so cheap) We hire only the fastest Kenyan runners to deliver your purchase. We send them out on postal runs 3 times a week, Monday, Wednesday and Friday. We can't be held responsible for any delays due to untied shoes, water breaks, or pee stops. We DO offer a combined shipping discount to our international bidders, contact us for details. Also international bidders please note that we will not mark your item as a gift on the custom forms. We would like to save you money on taxes but the whole it's ILLEGAL! thing kinda puts a damper on our willingness to cooperate.
Congratulations! You're bothering to read the payment section of this listing. That means one of two things. Thing #1 ------> You are a wiener! Ummm..... I mean winner! hehehe (that joke never gets old) Thing #2-------> You have the EYE OF THE TIGER! You have the mindset that you will not lose this auction. You're prepared to bid ONE MILLLLLION Dollars if thats what it takes to break the hearts of little eBay bidders across the world. You will not be denied! This IS your goose that lays the golden eggs and you WILL be eating golden omelets soon! To claim your prize you must send payment through Paypal. We do not accept Asian fighting chickens, PLEASE PLEASE don't ask. Payments need to be made within three sunrises.
Terms
If you find a blemish that we missed (rare) and that makes you want to throw the item back at us and leave nasty feedback, contact us first. This will give us time to duck and talk things over with you.We never (unless you yell at us in MEAN ALL CAPS LETTERS) give a refund because of fit, please refer to measurements to ensure proper size. Shipping charges will be deducted from all refunds unless we made a mistake in which case we'll cover all shipping cost. If no mistake was made on our end and you'd still like to return the item understand that return shipping is the buyer's responsibility. Look at our feedback, you'll love the item just sit back, relax and bid!
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