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THIS CAR IS UNREGISTERED AND MIGHT NEED SOME WORK TO GET A SAFETY CERTIFICATE. IT WORKS, AND LAST PASSED A SAFETY CHECK IN 2004. I’M NO MECHANIC, THOUGH, SO THAT’S ABOUT ALL I CAN TELL YOU.
OH, WAIT.
THE ODOMETER FROZE SHY OF 200,000 KILOMETERS ABOUT TWO YEARS AGO, SO I CAN ALSO TELL YOU THAT THERE’S SOMETHING ELSE I DON’T KNOW.
Why do you want this 1989 Holden Commodore?
1. You promised your 17 year-old son a car for his birthday, but he’s been a bit of a dick lately. You’re the kind of parent who keeps a promise, though, so you’re going to get the little bastard this car:

2. You are an executive. This car is obviously for you. See, it even says so!

3. You dig the bitchin’ homemade transformers decals that have melted onto the back window.

4. You need something that will move you from point A to point B. You won’t really care too much about the beating the driver’s door has taken.

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